Aww hell now Ive heard it all.. Peep dis shit.

CHICAGO - An appeals court said a man can press a claim for emotional distress after learning a former lover had used his sperm to have a baby. But he can't claim theft, the ruling said, because the sperm were hers to keep.

The ruling Wednesday by the Illinois Appellate Court sends Dr. Richard O. Phillips' distress case back to trial court.

Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant.

He said he didn't find out about the child for nearly two years, when Irons filed a paternity lawsuit. DNA tests confirmed Phillips was the father, the court papers state.

Phillips was ordered to pay about $800 a month in child support, said Irons' attorney, Enrico Mirabelli.

Phillips sued Irons, claiming he has had trouble sleeping and eating and has been haunted by "feelings of being trapped in a nightmare," court papers state.

Irons responded that her alleged actions weren't "truly extreme and outrageous" and that Phillips' pain wasn't bad enough to merit a lawsuit. The circuit court agreed and dismissed Phillips' lawsuit in 2003.

But the higher court ruled that, if Phillips' story is true, Irons "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences."

The judges backed the lower court decision to dismiss the fraud and theft claims, agreeing with Irons that she didn't steal the sperm.

"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

Phillips is representing himself in the case. He could not be reached for comment Thursday.

"There's a 5-year-old child here," Mirabelli said. "Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth."
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First: Where the hell did she keep his nutt to get pregnant later if all she gave him was a BJ?
Second (to the bitch that did this): What the hell is your prollem? You give the phrase "Eat a Dick" a whole new meaning..
Finally: Ill be dayum if i get my dick sucked and we dont fuck and she hit me up 5 years later talkin bout i got your baby.. Fella watch out females on some devious sneaky shit.. and they wonder why they cant find a good man..
To devious females who do this shit: Imma just bust in your eye..

Wassup with women cuttin off penises and shit??

Anchorage, Alaska - A lover's quarrel took a bizarre twist last night. The Anchorage Police Department said late last night, after a fight over a pending breakup, a woman severed her 44-year-old boyfriend's penis.

Kim Tran, 35, was arraigned today on charges of domestic violence, assault and tampering with evidence.

Police said after the fight, the couple decided to have sexual relations and he agreed to let Tran tie his arms to the window handle above their bed. That’s when they say Tran pulled out a kitchen knife and severed her boyfriend's genitals.

Police say Tran flushed the penis down the toilet and then drove the man to Providence Alaska Medical Center shortly after midnight. Hospital staff called the Anchorage Police Department and police called officials with Anchorage Water and Wastewater Utility to recover the penis.

“Officials from the Anchorage Water and Wastewater Utility were able to come out to the home, they pulled the toilet from its base and tipped it over into the bathtub and were able to recover the man's body part, and police officers then brought it into the hospital for reattachment,” said Anita Shell of the Anchorage Police Department (right).

Police say surgery to reattach the man's penis was successful.

The arraignment has been continued until a Vietnamese translator is found to translate for Tran. No bail has been set.
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OK what the fuck girls find a dick they dont like and they just gonna go cut it off huh? See if men do that Its jail for life no questions.. Women do it and they just get thrown in Jail where THERE AINT NO DICK and Im sure thatll calm them the fuck down..

GravyPlaya: wassup with bitches cuttin off dicks..
GravyPlaya: is that the style now
fohoh: lol
fohoh: crazy
GravyPlaya: aiight imma start choppin off titties
fohoh: :D
GravyPlaya: "she refused me sex so I chopped her titty off.. I woulda got her clit too but she stopped me before I could."
GravyPlaya: thatd be my news report
GravyPlaya: lol...
fohoh: lol
GravyPlaya: no she didnt front like she was gonna give make up sex.. lol
fohoh: yes she did
GravyPlaya: and she tried to flush it
GravyPlaya: "we found your dick in the toilet"

Where the hell is BART?

Why in the hell is the BART not built to San Jose? Do they know that traffic on the 880/680 will go down by alot if they did that. It took me 2 hours to get to oakland last friday when I was on my way to go see Jill Scott @ Paramount Theater(yes Jill blew it up). The 880 and the 680 were both toe back. AFter an hour on the 880 I still hadn't left San Jose. It was the worst. They needsta stop bein all greedy for money and get that shit built. They seem to find the money they need to extend the Light Rail but they cant build the BART to SJ. I think it needs to be onna ballot and have the people vote for it and if the vote passes then they should do it because THE PEOPLE SAY SO.. I think VTA is just being greedy thats why they cant get the money to build it, they want too much. I understand that some of it should be paid for by the state/feds but with Bush takin all americas money (see story about the missing $9 billion they lost in IRAQ, how in the hell does $9bil come up missing? Thats not like losing your wallet and sayin "Aww dayum I had $9bil in there.") I dont see how that will happen.

Personally if the BART was in SJ I would not need my car as much cuz I could BART anywhere in the bay I wanted to. I drive a truck and with the way gas prices are the BART would be a welcome savings. True it may take longer cuz Id be on the public transpo schedule but shit.. I wont have to deal with the stress of traffic.

Black Author wins The Matrix/Terminator Copyright Infringement Case

This little known story has met a just conclusion, as Sophia Stewart, African American author of "The Matrix" will finally receive her just due from the copyright infringement of her original work!!!

Monday, October 4th 2004 ended a six-year dispute involving Sophia Stewart, the Wachowski Brothers, Joel Silver and Warner Brothers. Stewart's allegations, involving copyright infringement and racketeering, were received and acknowledged by the Central District of California, Judge Margaret Morrow residing.

Stewart, a New Yorker who has resided in Salt Lake City for the past five years, will recover damages from the films, The Matrix I, II and III, as well as The Terminator and its sequels. She will soon receive one of the biggest payoffs in the history of Hollywood, as the gross receipts of both films and their sequels total over 2.5 billion dollars.

Stewart filed her case in 1999, after viewing the Matrix, which she felt had been based on her manuscript, "The third Eye," copyrighted in 1981. In the mid-eighties Stewart had submitted her manuscript to an ad placed by the Wachowski Brothers, requesting new sci-fi works.

According to court documentation, an FBI investigation discovered that more than thirty minutes had been edited from the original film, in an attempt to avoid penalties for copyright infringement. The investigation also stated that "credible witnesses employed at Warner Brothers came forward, claiming that the executives and lawyers had full knowledge that the work in question did not belong to the Wachowski Brothers." These witnesses claimed to have seen Stewart's original work and that it had been "often used during preparation of the motion pictures." The defendants tried, on several occasions, to have Stewart's case dismissed, without success.

Stewart has confronted skepticism on all sides, much of which comes from Matrix fans, who are strangely loyal to the Wachowski Brothers. One on-line forum, entitled Matrix Explained has an entire section devoted to Stewart. Some who have researched her history and writings are open to her story. Others are suspicious and mocking. "It doesn't bother me," said Stewart in a phone interview last week, "I always knew what was true."

Some fans, are unaware of the case or they question its legitimacy, due to the fact that it has received little to no media coverage.

Though the case was not made public until October of 2003, Stewart has her own explanation, as quoted at aghettotymz.com:
"The reason you have not seen any of this in the media is because Warner Brothers parent company is AOL-Time Warner... this GIANT owns 95 percent of the media... let me give you a clue as to what they own in the media business... New York Times papers/magazines, LA Times papers/magazines, People Magazine, CNN news, Extra, Celebrity Justice, Entertainment Tonight, HBO, New Line Cinema, Dreamworks, Newsweek, Village Roadshow... many, many more!... They are not going to report on themselves. They have been suppressing my case for years..."

Fans who have taken Stewart's allegations seriously, have found eerie mythological parallels, which seem significant in a case that revolves around the highly metaphorical and symbolic Matrix series.

Sophia, the Greek goddess of wisdom has been referenced many times in speculation about Stewart. In one book about the Goddess Sophia, it reads, "The black goddess is the mistress of web creation spun in her divine matrix"

Although there have been outside implications as to racial injustice (Stewart is African American), she does not feel that this is the case. "This is all about the Benjamin's," said Stewart. "It's not about money with me. It's about justice."

Stewart's future plans involve a record label, entitled Popsilk Records, and a motion picture production company, All Eyez On Me, in reference to God. "I wrote The Third Eye to wake people up, to remind them why God put them here. There's more to life than money," said Stewart. "My whole to the world is about God and good and about choice, about spirituality over 'technocracy'"

If Stewart represents spirituality, then she truly has prevailed over the "technocracy" represented in both the Terminator and the Matrix, and now, ironically, by their supposed creators.

Stewart is currently having discussions with CBS about a possible exclusive story and has several media engagements in the near future to nationally publicize her victory.

June 13th 2004. Sophia Stewart's press release read: "The Matrix & Terminator movie franchises have made world history and have ultimately changed the way people view movies and how Hollywood does business, yet the real truth about the creator and creation of these films continue to elude the masses because the hidden secret of the matter is that these films were created and written by a Black woman... a Black woman named Sophia Stewart. But Hollywood does not want you to know this fact simply because it would change history. Also it would encourage our Black children to realize a dream and that is... nothing is impossible for them to achieve!"
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That's right! Get yours Sophia. She just sat back and watched them movies make all that money cuz she knew she would get hers.. 2.5 billion SHIT!! loan a brova few hundred.

You know you're from SF when...

You Know You're From San Francisco When...

You've been carrying on an affair of "intense eye-contact" for two years with a person who rides home on the same bus and gets off one stop before you. You do not know their name.

You bitch constantly about how hard it is to meet people in the city.

You take a bus and are shocked that 2 people are carrying on a conversation in English.

Someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak.

You never bother looking at the MUNI line schedule because you know the drivers have never seen it.

A really great parking space can move you to tears.

You know that anyone wearing shorts in July must be visiting from Ohio.

You were born somewhere else. (ohio?)

You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits.

You experience "commitment issues" when deciding who to hang out with next weekend.

You feel prudish for never having had a threesome. . .

You're tan in spring and fall, pale in summer.

You'd like to spend more time exploring Berkeley, but its just so damn far away.

You found your current aparment, car, couch, running pals, bookgroup, girlfriend/boyfriend, and booty call all on Craigslist.

Your boss runs in "The Bay to Breakers"....and it's not the first time you have seen him/her nude.

You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aroma therapy, conversational Mandarin or a building your own web site class.

You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf since the first month you moved to SF and you couldn't figure out how to drive to Coit Tower if your life depended on it.

Left is right and right is wrong.

Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

You dive under a desk whenever a large truck goes by.

You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.

Your family tree contains "significant others."

Your cat has its own psychiatrist.

Smoking in your office is not optional.

You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.

Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news.

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US

A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

You give a "thumbs up" gesture to a car with a "Free Tibet" bumper sticker - and you mean it.

When you drive under an underpass - for one moment you think "earthquake".

You realize the only Republicans you know are your Aunt and Uncle in Texas.

You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than California State Flags.

You go to your office manager's baby shower - the parent's are named Judy and Becky.

When your church elects a new Bishop who abandoned his family and two young daughters to fulfill his sexual urges with another man.

You've lived in the Marina for three and a half years and you've been to the Mission once for drinks. You're main impression is that it's "dirty". You won't go back.

You've lived in the Mission for three and a half years and you've never been to the Marina.

You consider "Tom Kha Gai" a staple food.

You consider hamburgers a "rare treat".

Through years of practice, you have perfected the art of the helpless looking "sorry, i'm broke" shrug that you use when someone asks you for change.

Despite number 5, you still manage to pay $20 each week in "street tax".

You wear foam trucker caps and cowboy hats out regularly in San Francisco, but you wouldn't be caught dead wearing one in Stockton.

At any given time, you are carrying three or more tiny electronic devices, some of which emit noises and/or buzzing at different frequencies, and all of which "simplify" your life.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from San Francisco.

Oklahoma judge kicked off bench for masturbating in court

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) - Jurors and others in Judge Donald Thompson's courtroom kept hearing a strange whooshing noise, like a bicycle pump or maybe a blood pressure cuff.

During one trial, Thompson seemed so distracted some jurors thought he was playing a hand-held video game or tying fly-fishing lures behind the bench. The explanation, investigators said, is even stranger than some imagined: the judge had a habit of masturbating with a penis pump under his robe during trials.

The lurid allegations have led to criminal charges against Thompson, brought an embarrassing end to a solid career and shocked many of his colleagues. The case could also lead to a wave of appeals from defendants claiming the judge was not paying attention while presiding over their cases.

Thompson, a 58-year-old married father of three grown children, has denied the allegations and said the pump was just a gag gift received from a hunting buddy on his 50th birthday. He retired in August after being threatened with removal from the bench but still faces indecent-exposure charges brought against him last month.

"We're certainly saddened by the thought that the prosecutor filed charges," said Clark Brewster, Thompson's lawyer.

"We thought all this was dealt with when he resigned. We didn't feel like anything that was alleged rose to the level of criminal charges."

The trials during which he allegedly used the pump included murder cases, as well as a libel suit in which a jury ordered the company that publishes the Oklahoman newspaper, a website and a TV station to pay $3.7 million.

Oklahoma Attorney General Drew Edmondson, who filed the paperwork to remove Thompson from the bench, said he would be surprised if the scandal did not lead to appeals. But he said: "I don't know if they will be successful. They will still have to show actual prejudice to the point that something was done in error."

Jim Wall, police chief in the small town Sapulpa, said he had heard rumours of the judge's behind-the-bench activities for about a month but added: "You've got the most powerful man in Creek County and I think a lot people were intimidated by him."

Police built a case against the judge after one of Wall's officers testified during a 2003 murder trial. From the witness stand, the officer saw a piece of plastic tubing disappear under Thompson's robe. During a lunch break, officers took photographs of the pump under the desk.

Investigators later collected carpet samples, Thompson's robes and the chair from behind the bench and found semen, court records showed.

A former state legislator and a judge with more than 20 years on the bench in Creek County in eastern Oklahoma, Thompson was well-liked in the community and had helped many young prosecutors and judges learn their jobs. But those who know him said he had become withdrawn in the last few years.

Thompson's court reporter, Lisa Foster, told authorities she saw him use the pump at least 10 times during trials. She said the first time in court was in 2000 but she did not tell authorities.

"I didn't want to be found dead in a ditch somewhere," she said.

Foster told authorities she saw Thompson use the device almost daily during the August 2003 murder trial of Kevin Vomberg, a man accused of shaking a toddler to death. The case ended in a hung jury. The whooshing sound could be heard on Foster's audiotape of the trial.

When jurors at the trial asked the judge about the sound, Thompson said he hadn't heard it but would listen for it.

Foster and a bailiff were fired by Thompson after giving statements against him.

"I always thought he was an excellent trial judge," said Don Nelson, who tried more than 40 cases before Thompson as the prosecutor assigned to his court.

Nelson handled a murder trial during which authorities said Thompson used the pump. The jury ended up convicting the defendant on the lesser charge of manslaughter.

"I never heard anything that was going on," Nelson said.

"I was completely shocked and couldn't believe it."
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How bout wait till yo ass get home to rub one off, fuckin idiot.. Wouldnt it have been easier to just keep someone under the desk.. I mean at least that would be quieter.. What must the rest of the court be thinkin during a trial when the judge is bustin a nutt under the bench.. Then what does he do after, just wipe it up with his robe? UH. UH. AHHHHHH.. Case dismissed.

We have been invaded by our own government.

Ladies and gentlemen.. We have been invaded by our own government.

The U.S. House of Representatives approved on Thursday a sweeping set of rules aimed at forcing states to issue all adults federally approved electronic ID cards, including driver's licenses.

Under the rules, federal employees would reject licenses or identity cards that don't comply, which could curb Americans' access to airplanes, trains, national parks, federal courthouses and other areas controlled by the federal government. The bill was approved by a 261-161 vote.

The measure, called the Real ID Act, says that driver's licenses and other ID cards must include a digital photograph, anticounterfeiting features and undefined "machine-readable technology, with defined minimum data elements" that could include a magnetic strip or RFID tag. The Department of Homeland Security would be charged with drafting the details of the regulation.

Republican politicians argued that the new rules were necessary to thwart terrorists, saying that four of the Sept. 11, 2001, hijackers possessed valid state-issued driver's licenses. "When I get on an airplane and someone shows ID, I'd like to be sure they are who they say they are," said Rep. Tom Davis, a Virginia Republican, during a floor debate that started Wednesday.

States would be required to demand proof of the person's Social Security number and confirm that number with the Social Security Administration. They would also have to scan in documents showing the person's date of birth and immigration status, and create a massive store "so that the (scanned) images can be retained in electronic storage in a transferable format" permanently.

Another portion of the bill says that states would be required to link their DMV databases if they wished to receive federal funds. Among the information that must be shared: All data fields printed on drivers' licenses and identification cards, and complete drivers' histories, including motor vehicle violations, suspensions and points on licenses.

The Bush administration threw its weight behind the Real ID Act, which has been derided by some conservative and civil liberties groups as tantamount to a national ID card. The White House said in a statement this week that it "strongly supports House passage" of the bill.

Thursday's vote mostly fell along party lines. About 95 percent of the House Republicans voted for the bill, which had been prepared by the judiciary committee chairman, F. James Sensenbrenner, a Wisconsin Republican. More than three-fourths of the House Democrats opposed it.

Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton, a Democrat from Washington, D.C., charged that Republicans were becoming hypocrites by trampling on states' rights. "I thought the other side of the aisle extols federalism at all times," Norton said. "Yes, even in hard times, even when you're dealing with terrorism. So what's happening now? Why are those who speak up for states whenever it strikes their fancy doing this now?"

Civil libertarians and firearm rights groups condemned the bill before the vote. The American Civil Liberties Union likened the new rules to a "de facto national ID card," saying that the measure would force "states to deny driver's licenses to undocumented immigrants" and make DMV employees act as agents of the federal immigration service.

Because an ID is required to purchase a firearm from a dealer, Gun Owners of America said the bill amounts to a "bureaucratic back door to implementation of a national ID card." The group warned that it would "empower the federal government to determine who can get a driver's license--and under what conditions."

JAY-Z - I'm not a writer i'm a BITER

I dont know if you've heard the song but there is a song runnin around that I heard on the radio. 6 min of Jay Z bitin other peoples shit.. now dont get me wrong Imma Jigga fan fa sho but I mean dayum this really bustin him out.. Now that hes retired will he come out of retirement to answer back??
Here's the track we talkin bout. See for yourself.

Now is he givin tribute in some way by makin you reminesse on who said it? Is he bitin? I mean shit its long enough to make you say dayum Jigga enough already.

For those who havent heard it heres the BREAKDOWN on the SHAKEDOWN.
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Nas
"The rap version of sisqo"

Jay-z
"The rap version of T.D. Jakes"

Nas
"Somehow the rap game reminds me of the crack game"

Jay-Z
"Somehow the rap game reminds me of the crack game"

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Big L (RIP) on the 7 minute 95' freestyle with Jigga
"All I got for chicks is hard dic*k and bubble gum"

jay-z on A Million and One Questions
"All I got for chicks is hard dic*k and bubble gum"
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jay-z (takeover)
"Get zipped up in plastic when it happens that's it"

Dre on the 2001 LP..
"You get zipped up in plastic when it happens that's it"
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Jay-Z (give it to me)
"When the Remi's in the system, ain't no tellin
Will I fuc*k 'em will I diss 'em, that's what they be yellin
I'm a pimp by blood, not relation
Y'all be chasin, I replace them, huh?
Drunk off Crist"

Biggie: (the world is filled)
"When the Remi's in the system, ain't no tellin
Will I fuc*k em will I diss em, that's what these hoes yellin
I'm a pimp by blood, not relation
Y'all still chase on, I'll replace on, punks
Drunk of Dom"
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Jay-Z: (squeeze first)
"That's why I, squeeze first ask quesions last
That's how most of these so called gangstas pass"

Biggie: (hypnotize)
"That's why I, squeeze first ask quesions last
That's how most of these so called gangstas pass"
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Jay-Z: (- "Squeeze 1st" )
"thou shalt not fuck with raw me, or he
Face a thousand deaths...

Biggie: (- "Who Shot Ya" )
"Thou shalt not fuck with raw C-Poppa
Feel a thosand deaths...
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Jay-Z: (- "Friend or Foe 98" )
"Do me a favor dude, get 2 ice cubes I pass them
Take that ice up, for the nicest MC"

Biggie: (- "Unbelievable" )
"Get ready to die, tell God I said hi
And throw down some ice, for the nicest MC"
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Jay-Z: (- "The Ruler's Back" )
"Your reign on the top was shorter than leprechauns"

Biggie: (-"Kick in The Door" )
"Your reign on the top was shorter than leprechauns"
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Jay-Z: (-"Girls...RMX" )
"isn't this great, my flight leaves at eight
her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds"

Biggie: (- "One More Chance" )
"isn't this great, my flight leaves at eight
her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds"
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Jay-Z: (real nigggaz)
"On the road to riches and diamond rings
Real niggaz do real things"

Biggie: (real nig*gas)
"On the road to riches and diamond rings
Real niggaz do real things"
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Jay-Z: (- "Frestyle" )
"Old school, new school need to know this
I burn like Left Eye Lisa Lopez"

Biggie: (- "Who Shot Ya" )
"Old school new school need to learn though
I burn baby burn like Disco Inferno"
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Jay: (- Is That Yo B1tch )
"I don't chase em I duck em I replace em"

Biggie: (- One More Chance )
"I don't chase em I replace em"
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JIGGA: (jigga my ²²²²²)
"From the crap tables down in A.C.
back on the block Jay-Z motherfucker from the, the, the Roc
Went solo on that ass but it´s still the same
Brooklyn be the place where I serve them thangs
...You heard the name"

"he is I, and I am him
Slim with the tilted brim on twenty inch rims"


SNOOP: (Who Am I -What's My Name?-)
"From the depths of the sea, back to the block
Snoop Doggy Dogg, funky as the, the, The D.O.C
Went solo on that ass, but it´s still the same
Long Beach is the spot where I served my cane
...what's my motherfuckin name"

"He is I, and I am him, slim with the tilted brim"
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Jay: (bonnie Clyde 03)
"All I need in this world of sin is me and my girlfriend"

2pac: (-Me and my girlfriend )
"All I need in this world of sin is me and my girlfriend"
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jay: (never change )
From the womb to the tomb, from now until my doom
Drink army from one cup pass it around the room,
That's the ritual

Nas: ( verbal Intercourse )
From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life, rapidly, that's the ritual -
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BIGGIE
"i fucked this girl, ate a ham sandwich and managed/
to damage like jeru, hey you, let's fuck, i like boners"

JAY-Z
"i fucked this bitch, ate a spam manwich and managed/
to dama-ja like nero, hey you, let's fuck, i like cock"
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Jigga:
"Thug Nig*ga till the end, tell a friend, bitch"

Biggie:
"Thug nig*ga till the end, tell a friend, bitch"
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2pac
"im from the city where tha skinny niggaz die"

jay-z (bp2)
"im from the city where tha skinny niggaz die"
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2pac
"my attitude is fuck it, cos muthafuckers love it"

jay-z (bp2)
"my attitude is fuck it, cos muthafuckers love it"
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2pac
"this is payback, i knew you bitch niggaz from way back.."

jay-z (bp2)
"this is payback, i knew you bitch niggaz from way back.."
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Mase
"Why you over here looking at me, while my girl standing here"

jay-z
"Why you over here lookin at me, while all these girls up in here"
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Biggie
"It was all a dream"

Jay-z
"It was all a dream"
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Notorious B.I.G.
"Aint no other kings in this rap think they siblings"

Jay-z
"Aint no other kings in this rap thing, ya kiddin"
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Notorious B.I.G.
"Kick In The Door waving the 4x4 all I heard was biggie i dont want it no more"

Jay-z
"Kick In The Door waving the 4x4 all I heard was jigga i dont want it no more"
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Notorious B.I.G.
"I see some ladies tonight that should be having my baby.. baby."

Jay-z
"I see some ladies tonight that should be rollin wit Jay-Z, Jay-Z"
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Once upon a time not long ago/ a nigga like me had to strong arm a hoe/ now this ain't a hoe in
a sense of a havin' a pussy/ but a pussy with no goddamn sense tryin' to push me- BUN B
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tony soprano....don´t remember which episode: believe half of what you see, none of what you
hear...even if it´s said by me

jay-z - Ignorant shit: believe half of what you see, none of what you hear...even if it´s said by
me
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Now if I was Lil Jon. I'd be like WHATAAAAAAAAATT!
If I was a Brute from Halo is be like WUT? WUT? WUT?
DUMLY!!

Pregnant Woman Kills Attacker

"FORT MITCHELL, Ky. - A nine-months' pregnant woman fought off and killed a knife-wielding woman who may have been trying to steal the baby, police said Friday.

Police said 26-year-old Sarah Brady acted in self-defense in killing Katherine Smith on Thursday. No charges were filed.

Smith, 22, had been falsely telling neighbors for weeks that she was pregnant, and a search of her apartment after her death revealed a full baby nursery, investigators said.

'She had everything in place that you'd expect to have in place with a newborn coming,' said Steve Hensley, police chief in this Cincinnati suburb.

Brady, 26, suffered only minor cuts and is still due to give birth soon. The coroner's office confirmed Friday that Smith was not pregnant, and that she died of stab wounds.

On Tuesday, Smith called Brady, whom she didn't know, and asked her to come over and pick up a mistakenly delivered package, the police chief said. The next day, Smith called Brady again to pick up another package. The pregnant woman went to Smith's apartment Thursday, and that was when the attack occurred.

Several pregnant women have been killed in recent years by attackers who then removed their fetuses, in some cases to pass the children off as their own.

In December, a Missouri woman was strangled and her baby was cut from her womb. The baby was later found alive, and a Kansas woman was charged with kidnapping resulting in death.

In 2003, a 21-year-old woman was shot to death in Oklahoma, allegedly by another woman who pretended the 6-month-old fetus was her child. The fetus died."
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I wonder if this chick has seen "The hand that rocks the cradle".
Tally another one up for stupid ass white folks doin stupid ass shit.

Useless Trivia

# Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
# Pearls melt in vinegar.
# It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
# Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
# The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola and Budweiser-in that order.
# It's possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
# Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.
# Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.
# The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the alphabet. (Developed by Western Union to test telex/Two Communications.)
# Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
# A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
# The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
# The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)
# Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great Hearts - Charlemagne Diamonds - Julius Caesar
# 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
# Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down-hence the expression "to get fired."
# Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
# The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the Army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
# The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
# The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.
# Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
# The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
# If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.
# Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.
# Actor Tommy Lee Jones and vice-president Al Gore were freshman roommates at Harvard.
# The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
# Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
# The man, who plays Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott on "Star Trek," is missing the entire middle finger of his right hand.
# The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
# There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
# All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

Things You Wish You Could Say at Work...

# I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
# I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck.
# How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
# It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
# I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
# Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
# You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
# I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
# The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
# Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
# I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
# I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
# Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
# I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
# What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
# I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
# Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
# It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
# Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
# No, my powers can only be used for good.
# I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
# You sound reasonable.......time to up my medication.
# I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
# I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
# I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
# Who me! I just wander from room to room.
# My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

World's Shortest Books

25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O J Simpson

24. THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION

23. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen DeGeneres

22. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT

21. HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA

20. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

19. THE WILD YEARS-by Al Gore

18. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN

17. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

16. CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS

15. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE

14. DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB

13. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

12. EASY UNIX

11. ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE

10. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

9. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

8. FRENCH HOSPITALITY

7. GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES

6. HOW TO SUSTAIN A MUSICAL CAREER by Art Garfunkel

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA

3. STAPLE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS

2. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

And the #1 World's Shortest book...

1. THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton

New State Mottos

Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California: As Seen on TV

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes , 10,000,000 Mosquitoes & 1 Wrestler for Governor"

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!

Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan

Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese

What not to say in Victoria's Secrets

Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
#10.) Does this come in children's sizes?
#9.) No thanks -just sniffing.
#8.) I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7.) Mom will love this.
#6.) Oh the size doesn't matter-She's inflatable.
#5.) No need to wrap it up-I'll eat it here.
#4.) Will you model this for me?
#3.) The Miracle What?? This is better than world peace!!
#2.) 45 bucks?? You just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that men should never
ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
#1.) Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that."

Lloyd Banks, Eminem Help Kwame Set The Polka Dots 'On Fire'

When Lloyd Banks broke out earlier this year with his debut single, "On Fire," few people realized that Kwamé, a rapper-turned-producer once known more for polka dots than gunshots, was responsible for the single's infectious track.

"Everyone thought that Eminem produced 'On Fire.' It was frustrating, but when Lloyd started doing press he really acknowledged me as the producer." — Kwamé

Kwamé first made a name for himself in 1989 with the single "The Man We All Know and Love" from his debut album, The Boy Genius. Polka-dotted trendiness ensued. He followed that up with the equally popular A Day in the Life: A Polkadelic Adventure, which featured the hit single "Ownlee Eue," in 1990. However, subsequent albums, Nastee and Incognito, didn't fare as well.

As the mood of hip-hop began to change with more hardcore MCs like the Notorious B.I.G. and the Wu-Tang Clan rising to prominence in the mid-1990s, the fun-loving Kwamé found himself less and less interested in being an MC.

"I became disenchanted with the industry," he said. "I was tired of fighting for royalties and being so constrained. So I decided to focus on music from a producer's standpoint.

"It was hard for me at first because, as an artist, my stock wasn't that high," he added. "Therefore, it was difficult for people to see beyond the polka dots. People were afraid to be attached to a name like mine. Hip-hop is about the freshest and the newest thing that's going on — that's a hurdle I'm just getting over."

Those misperceptions didn't stop Kwamé: Over the last five years, he's crafted tracks for Mary J. Blige, LL Cool J, Dru Hill and JoJo, among others. He struck gold earlier this year when he teamed with Lloyd Banks and Eminem for "On Fire."

"Lloyd Banks and Eminem took that chance with 'On Fire' as the first single," Kwamé said of the song, which he produced with assistance from Eminem. "They thought it was hot and wanted to make it the official door-opener [for Banks]."

According to Kwamé, the track is an interpolation of the Mohawks' often-sampled funk classic "The Champ." "I knew it would be instantly recognizable to hip-hop traditionalists and still be hot for younger kids," he said. While "On Fire" has put Kwamé back on the hip-hop map, the acclaim hasn't come without its challenges.

"Everyone thought that Eminem produced the track," explained the producer. "I understand that because of Eminem's stature. It was frustrating, but when Lloyd started doing press he really acknowledged me as the producer.

"Now the doors are starting to really open," he added. "Now it's crunch time if I want to be a viable commodity. It's time to prove to those who doubted me what I am capable of."

With 15 years in the music game under his belt, Kwamé is taking advantage of every opportunity that comes his way. In addition to "On Fire," he recently produced singles for Will Smith ("Switch") and Missy Elliott protégé Tweet ("Turn Off the Light").

"Missy collaborated with me on the song's finishing touches and she is a genius," Kwamé said of the Tweet single. "I have always wanted to work with her."

As for "Switch," the producer is quick to note that it is not what you might expect from the family-friendly superstar. "It's not the traditional Will Smith record, but he's not trying to be a gangsta either," said Kwamé. "It's pop-oriented, but with a grimy element."

Kwamé produced several tracks for Smith's forthcoming set as well as T.I., Toni Braxton, Babs of Da Band fame, and the YoungbloodZ.

As for a possible return to the mic, Kwamé is not ruling it out.

"I don't know if I would do another album deal as an artist," he said. "I would love to do my own label situation, and I would be my own artist, but I don't want to do it just to do it. I want to expand hip-hop to another level. So it's not out of the question, but I want to make my mark as a producer first."

— Rashaun Hall

Why A Polyurethane Ass is Better Than a Girlfriend

(Taken from a Craigslist ad)
A buddy of mine and I recently went into an adult bookstore in Chinatown (drunk) and he made the mistake of saying, "Dude, pick anything you want. Anything." Well, he was looking at $5 magazines when he said that. He didn't realize that in the back of the store there were high-quality moulded vaginas for sale.

My choice was met with little resistance, for my friend is a man of his word. I reached up and tipped a brand new Briana Banks "P*ssy and Ass" off the edge of the shelf. It fell into my arms and I coddled it all the way to the register.

"Jesus, those are expensive," my buddy said as he reached for his wallet.

Retail price: $129.00.

Well, without going into any passionate details, this borderline ridiculous sex toy has given me so much fun-filled pleasure that I've sworn off haivng a girlfriend until I lose interest in the moulded p*ssy (or the polyurethane loses it's slick coating). I can tell this relationship is going to last quite a while and let me tell you why:

1. I don't have to take her to dinner and watch her order a baby spinach salad with no onions and can you put the dressing on the side.

2. When I treat her a little rough, she never complains. In fact, she never complains no matter what I do. Including keeping her hidden under my bed.

3. She doesn't feel compelled to tell me all about her day at work every night.

4. Whenever I want to make love, she's totally up for it.

5. She never misses her period. Because she doesn't have one.

6. She doesn't fake orgasms.

7. She doesn't drag me to the Mall to go shopping.

8. She let's me make love to her *ss whenever I want, and there's no messy cleanup and no surprise diarrhea attacks because her duodenum isn't full of crap flakes.

9. She doesn't mind if I shout out other women's names while we're making love.

10. And she has a convenient drainage hole.

For anyone out there with a self-righteous, demanding, un-feminine, beyotchy girlfriend or wife, I highly recommend one of these prosthetic p*ssies. For the price of one night at Temple Bar, you can have hours of meaningful fun!

I'm serious. Ante up the cash. You won't regret it.

R&B Singer Houston Gouges Eye Out After Apparent Suicide Attempt

After being thwarted in a suicide attempt in a London hotel room, R&B singer Houston gouged his own eye out.

On Thursday Houston attempted to jump out of a 13th-floor hotel window but was stopped by his security personnel, sources close to

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the singer said. He was moved to a lower floor and locked in his room, where he injured himself. Additional details are still coming to light, and photographs of his injury are circulating online.

The Los Angeles native, born Houston Summers IV, was overseas for a series of performances when the incident occurred. He scored a hit last year with 'I Like That,' which featured Chingy and Nate Dogg and was used in a McDonald's commercial (see 'Houston Scores Club Hit With Help From Chingy, Nate Dogg'). His debut album, It's Already Written, was certified gold a month after its release in August.

'Our thoughts and prayers are with Houston during this tragic time,' a Capitol Records spokesperson said.

Los Angeles radio station KKBT-FM's K-Sly, who appeared in the 'I Like That' video and is close to Houston's camp, said the singer had been under psychiatric care last year for manic depression. Another source corroborated that claim, adding that Houston had also struggled with PCP.

'I was told he wanted to commit suicide and stabbed his eye out,' K-Sly said. 'He was telling people he was Jesus and wanted to go home to his Father.'

The singer is now back in Los Angeles.

Upon hearing about Houston, Bushwick Bill of rap group the Geto Boys felt compelled to speak out. In 1991, Bill forced his girlfriend to assist him in a suicide attempt, and she shot him in the eye. 'Fame will make you crazy,' Bill said in a statement. 'Fame isn't for everybody. There are people who have a fear of fame, those who want fame, and those who don't understand fame. It drives them crazy, because it is a lot of responsibility to be all things to all people, and you can lose yourself in the shuffle, where there are no longer 52 cards in the deck.

— Rashaun Hall, with additional reporting by Sway Calloway and Joseph Patel

Pentagon: 'Sex Bomb' Mostly Folly

WASHINGTON — Those who complain the military should make love, not war, may be happy to know that on at least one occasion, military scientists were searching for ways to break down the enemy with aching desire.

Now known as the "sex bomb," or in saucier headlines, the "gay bomb," scientists considered developing a chemical weapon with aphrodisiac qualities that would make enemy soldiers hopelessly, physically attractive to one another so as to paralyze their ranks and destroy morale.

The plan was unearthed by a government watchdog group that said it was just the tip of the iceberg of covert chemical and biological programs in the U.S military.

"They've had some ideas that have been pretty nuts," said Edward Hammond, head of the Sunshine Project, which posts dozens of government documents it has fought to declassify under the Freedom of Information Act. The latest release is called "Harassing, Annoying and ‘Bad Guy' Identifying Chemicals," dated 1994, which details proposals for non-lethal weaponry by Wright Laboratory at Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio.

Aside from the love bomb, other proposals in the declassified document include a chemical that would make the enemy's breath so bad he would stand out in a crowd of civilians, and one that would make the enemy attractive not to other humans, but to angry wasps and other predatory insects.

Captain Dan McSweeney, spokesman for the U.S. Marine Corps, told FOXNews.com that the proposals went nowhere, but were stuck in the archives and sent along with other files to the National Academy of Sciences, which a few years back reviewed non-lethal weapons capabilities.

"None of those ideas saw the light of day," McSweeney said. "It was put forth as some brainstorming effort … and they were rejected out of hand."

McSweeney added: "It is against the law, it is against the international chemical weapons ban, and the United States Department of Defense does not pursue those kinds of programs."

The ratification of the Chemical Weapons Convention Treaty in 1997, which followed the Biological Weapons Convention Treaty 20 years earlier, prevents the United States and other participating countries from creating, stockpiling or using toxic agents for warfare. Two exceptions are granted: The United States can use chemical weapons like tear gas for domestic law enforcement purposes and an executive order allows the military to reserve the right to use the same thing for "riot control" in wartime.

"The military does sometimes deploy with tear gas, and when they are given the authorization, they do use it," said McSweeney. "But we are not in the business of developing what most people consider chemical weapons."

The military does, however, develop so-called non-lethal weapons capabilities, and has long funded the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate out of Marine Corps Headquarters in Quantico, Va. Col. Gary Anderson (Ret.) said the military is developing systems there to take out the enemy while reducing civilian casualties.

"There are a lot of goofy ideas running around — a lot of fly-by-night companies that have a lot of strange ideas," he said, noting the "gay bomb" controversy. But a serious effort is being made to give soldiers weapons that stun or temporarily demobilize targets on the battlefield.

"To reduce the number of casualties — especially when [enemies] are using civilians as shields," said Anderson of the efforts.

The latest technology to come out of this field is called "Active Denial." According to official descriptions, it uses a transmitter to send a narrow beam of energy toward an identified target. The beam penetrates the skin 1/64 of an inch, heating the skin's surface. Test subjects have reported feeling as though they were on fire, but the feeling reportedly disappears when the beam is taken away, and it doesn't cause lasting injury. The technology is set to roll out this year, sources said.

Other existing non-lethal weaponry include beanbag rounds, tasers and paint balls, said McSweeney.

Hammond said his group has uncovered plenty of proof that the military continues to work on chemical programs, despite their illegality. He said the United States runs the risk of appearing duplicitous in that it invaded Iraq, in part because of Saddam Hussein's perceived chemical and biological weapons program.

Hammond also points out that chemical weapons designated as non-lethal can have fatal consequences. He gave the example of the use of a chemical gas deployed in October 2002 when hundreds of hostages were taken by terrorists in a Moscow theater. At least 129 hostages died in that incident due to the narcotic knockout gas used by Russian special forces on the scene.

Hammond argued that even the reserved right to use tear gas or other "riot control" agents in Iraq is wrong.

"Imagine if on the international news networks you had images of people lying on the ground, apparently dead, because of a gas used in Iraq," he said. "That looks like what Saddam did to the Kurds. The people who think that is a good idea are smoking something."

In response to the charge, McSweeney repeated that the military does not engage in any chemical or biological agent testing of any kind, and that Hammond's group has jumped to a lot of hasty conclusions based on obtained declassified documents.

"It's something we are very sensitive about because many people globally are following this very closely — that's not our only motivation. The other motivation is we don't do it because it's against the law," he said.

John Pike, director of GlobalSecurity.org, a clearinghouse for defense and intelligence information, said he believes programs must be tested to perfect the "riot control" agents that law enforcement and military reserve the right to deploy. He added that a harmless agent that would incapacitate hostage takers — and hostages — in crises are "greatly desired" but so far doesn't exist.

"That the military is reticent in acknowledging these programs is puzzling," he said. "The fact they are trying to hide it suggests to me that they might find something potentially embarrassing about them that they prefer not to acknowledge."

Snoop Dogg Sues, Gets Sued

"Snoop Dogg is being sued by a woman claiming that she was raped by the rapper. Snoop filed a lawsuit weeks before she did, claiming he was being blackmailed by her to keep the alleged incident quiet.

The woman alleges that Snoop and four of his crew members raped her in 2003 in a dressing room after he appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

She also says she was 'incapacitated' after drinking what she thought was champagne.

She is suing for $25 million and has also named the Kimmel show and The Walt Disney Company, who owns ABC, as defendants.

In the suit, the woman claims they tried to reach an agreement in mediation but could not agree on financial details."
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