Best Headlines of 2005

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers[now that's taking things a bit far!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile. [you think?!]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [Did I read that sign right?]

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).
We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling!!!

Just got back from Vegas

I went to Vegas for the CES conference..

Dick Clark will always be the man.

After seeing Dick Clark on NYE I was proud that he was able to make it, I was sad that his stroke had affected him so much.. Dick Clark you've had a wonderfully fulfilling life.. Retire and count your $$ dude, your 76, you should be focusing on your health and NOT WORKING..

Now this is what Burns the rod right here..
"ABC and Clark's production company have already signed a long-term deal with Ryan Seacrest, who co-hosted this year, to make the "American Idol" host the New Year's Eve heir apparent." HOW YOU GONNA REPLACE DICK CLARK WITH PUNK ASS RYAN SEACREST?

I understand that its reasonable to consider that Dick Clark may not be there to "drop the ball" next year. But I dont think anyone wants to see Ryan Fuckin Seacrest.