What not to say in Victoria's Secrets

Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
#10.) Does this come in children's sizes?
#9.) No thanks -just sniffing.
#8.) I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7.) Mom will love this.
#6.) Oh the size doesn't matter-She's inflatable.
#5.) No need to wrap it up-I'll eat it here.
#4.) Will you model this for me?
#3.) The Miracle What?? This is better than world peace!!
#2.) 45 bucks?? You just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that men should never
ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
#1.) Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that."