Just Because He's Black

A white man asked his black friend, 'Are you voting for Barack Obama
just because he's black?'

The black man responded by saying, 'Why not? Hell, in this country men
are pulled over everyday just cause they're black; passed over for
promotions just cause they're black; considered to be criminals just
cause they're black; and there are going to be thousands of you who
won't be voting for him just because he's black! However, you do not
seem to have a problem with that! This country was built with the sweat
and whip off the black slaves' back, and now a descendent of those same
slaves has a chance to lead the same country, where we weren't even
considered to be people, where we weren't allowed to be educated, drink
from the same water fountains, eat in the same restaurants, or even
vote. So yes! I'm going to vote for him! But it's not just because he's
black, but because he is hope, he is change, and he now allows me to
understand when my grandson says that he wants to be president when he
grows up, it is not a fairy tale but a short term goal. He now sees,
understands and knows that he can achieve, withstand and do
ANYTHING just because he's black!'

What's a convo between friends?

My friend starts shit with me every morning and everytime I shut him down.. I think this one was best. 

him:  whoa.. wells and wachovia merged

me:  yea you thought with all this bankin shit goin down that wells wasnt finna do something.

me:  they been the only quiet ones so far.

him:  crazy

him:  brb.. getting tea

me:  i got cho tea

him:  only T you got is your tranny girlfriend

him:  ooooohh!!

me:  ohhhh... nice!!1

him:  loll

him:  brb

me:  your momma teach you that when she was puttin on your clothes this morning?

him:  lol

him:  no.. YO momma taught me that last night while she was takin my clothes OFF

me:  yea she was tryin to figure out where that smell was coming from..

him:  haha

me:  she said yu should go get that looked at

him:  oh she looked at it pretty close

him:  ;)

him:  haha

him:  brb man

me:  yea yu gotta get that close to even see anything.. OHHHHHH!!!

him:  hahaha