Michael Jackson wants Vegas robot

03/27/2007 4:00 PM, Yahoo! Music/Dotmusic

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.

The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.

It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

It is the centerpiece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot's designer.

Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn up for the show and seen by the star.

"Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them," he told the New York Daily News.

On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

The guide to being a rapper in 2007

Hip hop is dying because the music is so fucking formulaic. I feel like I've heard the same song for the last fifteen years. Here's the formula to 80% of all hip-hop:

1. Claim you're the world's best MC. Your claim should include boasts of sexual prowess or physical toughness (preferably both)
2. State that all other MCs are either substandard or homosexual. Threatening violence is ok.
3. Reference your high net worth.
4. Describe in detail the material goods your high net worth affords you.
5. Include at least one reference to a club. Make sure it contains the words "Cristal" and "VIP" .
6. Don't forget the bitches in the club. As a rule of thumb, if there's no bitches, it's not hip-hop.
7. Describe how the bitches are impressed with either: a) the size of your financial estate, b) the size of your cock, or c) both.
8. Brag about how your large______ enabled you to have sexual relations with the bitches and then send them packing.
9. Reiterate your claim as being the world's best MC.
10. Give a shoutout to your producer.Done.

I'm going to send this to 50 Cent. He'll probably use it as is... What happened to the days of gold chains and boomboxes?
"I WANT MY HIP HOP BACK!!"

Learn About Me

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

My Uncles

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I dont

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

its koo

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT?
cooked

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

nope

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

FA SHO

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?

Yup, but never w/ the intent of hurting someone

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

Uh, yeah

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

yeah, to get over my fear of falling

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL?

Cinnamon toast crunch. ALL DAY

11. FAVORITE HOLIDAY ?

MY BIRTHDAY

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?

I'd like to think so

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM?
Cookies and Cream

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Their eyes (can I see God in you?)

15. RED OR PINK?

red

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?

Imma lazy ass.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

My Uncle Stevie

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?

Yea

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

Black Jeans with White K-Swiss

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?

Walnut Prawns over Chicken Fried Rice (mmmm what yall know about that)

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

Amy Winehouse (If you dont know you betta ask someone or have them send you an email.)

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

money green

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?

My Sean John cologne, burning weed, Tea Tree soap

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

Weedman

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

I love her

26. WHO WOULD YOU SAY KNOWS YOU BEST?

My momma

27. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?

Paint Drying

28. HAIR COLOR?
Black

29.EYE COLOR?
Hazel

30. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

I wish

31. FAVORITE FOOD?

Fish, mac & cheese, sweet potatoes, greens, plantains, pad thai, chile rellenos, eggplant parmesagn, too many to name for y'all I enjoy food too much

32. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

Happy Endings

33. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

300

34. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

Grey

35. SUMMER OR WINTER?

summer

36. HUGS OR KISSES?
both

37. FAVORITE DESSERT?

Ice Cream
38. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

No se

39. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
No se
40. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

Lifestyles of a Video Vixen

41. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

eBay

42. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?

I didn’t watch tv last nite
43. FAVORITE SOUND?
Bass/808
44. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?

Beatles

45. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?

Hawaii

46. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?

I can make a baby cry

47. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

Compton, CA

300 – Worth the wait, worth the hype?

There are some movies that you remember. There are some movies that you feel for. Then there are the movies that you know are instantly classics. Then there’s the movie that’s all those and more.. Now comes 300. Before the credits are over you already want to just wipe the tension off the screen. 300 is a classic in its own right very reminiscent of the platinum classic Clash of the Titans. Which if you can remember was way ahead of its time in both graphics and story line.

If you like fight scenes, swords, shields, blood, love, lust, war, betrayal, politics, 6-12 pac stomachs, well fit men sweaty with no clothes on… Go see this movie in IMAX. PERIOD.. (highly recommended).