What's a convo between friends?

My friend starts shit with me every morning and everytime I shut him down.. I think this one was best. 

him:  whoa.. wells and wachovia merged

me:  yea you thought with all this bankin shit goin down that wells wasnt finna do something.

me:  they been the only quiet ones so far.

him:  crazy

him:  brb.. getting tea

me:  i got cho tea

him:  only T you got is your tranny girlfriend

him:  ooooohh!!

me:  ohhhh... nice!!1

him:  loll

him:  brb

me:  your momma teach you that when she was puttin on your clothes this morning?

him:  lol

him:  no.. YO momma taught me that last night while she was takin my clothes OFF

me:  yea she was tryin to figure out where that smell was coming from..

him:  haha

me:  she said yu should go get that looked at

him:  oh she looked at it pretty close

him:  ;)

him:  haha

him:  brb man

me:  yea yu gotta get that close to even see anything.. OHHHHHH!!!

him:  hahaha