Mr. President

The President recently went to a primary school in Macon,
Georgia, to talk
about the world. After his talk, he asked if the children
had any questions.
One little boy put up his hand, and the president asked him
his name.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:
1 ... Whatever happened to the weapons of mass
destruction?
2 ... Why did you give a tax break to the super wealthy?
3 ... Did you steal votes to win both elections?"

Just then the bell rang for recess. President Bush informed
the kiddies that
they would continue after recess.
When they resumed, the President said "OK, where were we?
Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy put his hand up. Bush pointed him out
and asked him
his name.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions:
1 ...Whatever happened to the weapons of mass
destruction?
2 ...Why did you give a tax break to the super wealthy?
3 ...Did you steal votes to win both elections?
4 ..Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
5 ...What happened to Kenneth?"