R.I.P Space Shuttle

They have grounded the Space shuttles again for the same foam falling issue.. I think they should use something stronger than Elmers glue to stick that foam on there.. I mean shit during the space walk they had dude out there with a phuckin hand saw cuttin off the pieces that were exposed.. HELLLO WTF (What The Fuck?) are they thinking, dont we have the technology to see the dick ona mosquito in the middle of Queens, NY? But we cant fix this.. Im sorry If I was an astronaut Id rather stay in space.. or if I gotta get home, lets do it old schoo.. put me in a capsule and drop my ass in the ocean... If I have to choose between the bucket and the hooptie to get back to earth, I choose the hooptie..

When the space shuttles were first built in the 80's it was built by the contractor who had the lowest bid.. It wasnt intended to last more than 10 years.. Why are they even tryin to spend money and resources to fix it.. Lets start workin on some new shit yall, inna few more years we gonna be in 2010 and I think youll be able to take the Greyhound to the moon by then, lol j/k yea right..